Desperate Housewives Want: A live-in maid Real Housewives Want: A monthly maid service discreet enough not to tell that they saw you throw everything in the dryer prior to their arrival so they wouldn't think your house was a wreck.Desperate Housewives Want: A personal yoga instructor Real Housewives Want: The ability to touch her toes without having a flabby tummy or post-nursing chest simultaneously touch her knees.Watch While I Revise the World (air date: 2011-10-09) Lee has a problem with Jenny; Susan and Carlos attempt to find the people responsible for tagging the wall with graffiti; Lynette grows suspicious of Lydia and her fiancé.School of Hard Knocks (air date: 2011-10-16) While at a yoga class, Lynette and Renee spy on Jane, Tom's new girlfriend; Gabrielle tries to affect change at a PTA meeting; Bree discovers what Danielle is up to; Susan battles with art class teacher Andre Zeller."He tries to watch and, of course, I'm, like, banging the gardener in the first season and he's like, 'I don't want to watch!
There she was, this so-called housewife—slick lips pouty with invitation (I'm guessing for all the hunky plumbers headed her way), elegantly upswept hair, silky bathrobe and (this was the kicker) no kids in sight. Apparently that means the producers of need to hire me to act as reality counsel for the producers.
He's like, 'They really like you.' Then he goes like, 'I'm going to watch, I'm going to watch.
Everybody talks about it, I'm gonna watch,'" she quipped.
The show opens with the mysterious suicide of housewife Mary Alice Young (Brenda Strong) on a beautiful day in the suburbs, on a street called Wisteria Lane.
Mary Alice, who narrates the show from the afterlife, had four close friends: Bree Van de Kamp (Marcia Cross), the seemingly perfect homemaker struggling to save her marriage; Lynette Scavo (Felicity Huffman), the mother of four who gave up her successful career to care for them full-time; Susan Mayer (Teri Hatcher), the divorced mother in search of love, who finds it in the form of her new neighbour, Mike Delfino (James Denton), who has a secret of his own; and Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria), the materialistic ex-model who cheats on her husband, Carlos (Ricardo Antonio Chavira).